JON is a web artist without his own strip. He ekes out a very small living doing guest strips for other web comics as well as the occassional odd job.

AGE: 26

SMITTY  is an engineer and graduate of Blahsville University. His patents have made him enough money to live comfortable and take up charity cases like Jon..

AGE: 27

TODD is Happy Time Snack Chips least-motivated vendor. A friend of Jon and Smitty, he is usually found at their house drinking their beer, eating their food, and playing their video games. He's married, ladies, so back off.

AGE: Unknown